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All the straight boys think I'm gorgeous
But they will never touch me
All the gay boys think I'm gorgeous
But they will never touch me
All the straight girls think I'm gorgeous
But they don't wanna touch me
All the gay girls think I'm gorgeous
But they don't wanna touch me
But all the bi girls think I'm gorgeous
And they just wanna touch me

Please don't take no offense
If you're ex was a bloke
And I'm still hitting on you
Cause my gaydar’s so broke

I just don't know what it means
Cause you seem to like guys
So are you hitting on me?
Are you straight or are you bi?

I could be your bedroom tour guide
I could make you stay up all night
I could tickle your queer third eye
If you are bi

So give me all of your strange obsessions
Give me all of your indiscretions
Give me all of your sweet affections
I want ‘em now
I want ‘em raw
I want ‘em all

I'm a little afraid
Of girls with Gold Stars
Of what they're gonna say
When they see my soft parts

‘Cause it's not about if
You've seen or sucked dick
But when you look at me
Do you see a woman?

I could be your bedroom tour guide
I could make you stay up all night
I could tickle your queer third eye
If you are bi

So give me all of your strange obsessions
Give me all of your indiscretions
Give me all of your sweet affections
I want ‘em now
I want ‘em raw
I want ‘em all

Hey, my mental and emotional equal
I just wanted to ask real nice and politely
For your enthusiastic and explicit consent
To give you a smooch.
And I want you to feel empowered to say no
Because there will be no negative repercussions
If you choose to do so.
For your body is your own
And it comes with all your past experiences
And your emotions
And any of those can trump my wishes
But if our wishes do so happen to align,
Well, my mental and emotional equal,
That would be just fine
That would be just fine

I could be your bedroom tour guide
I could make you stay up all night
I could tickle your queer third eye
If you are bi

So give me all of your strange obsessions
Give me all of your indiscretions
Give me all of your sweet affections
I want ‘em now
I want ‘em raw
I want ‘em all

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from All Boner Killerz / No Boner Fillerz, released October 27, 2017

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The Boner Killerz Omaha, Nebraska

Known for their explosive stage presence; provocative, penetrating lyrics; and contagious enthusiasm; it is not easy to pinpoint the Boner Killerz as any one genre. Punk rock, indie, metal, ska, surf rock, and pop music sounds are all heard on any of their set lists. (And of course, '90s girl group covers.) A simple categorization of the band may be: Feminist Rock n' Roll. ... more

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